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Post by scop3r on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:58 am

So i saw this thread on the haxball forums, and thought it would be interesting for us to do it since it's been years since we first started this. I'll post a couple for examples, but won't do much so others can say they're own. And it's not just Rookies... it's even people that joined after ssL.

Rookies don't know about the map restarting after each half in pugs in matches
Rookies don't know about spectators in pugs were never in spectator, and always ran around the stands
Rookies don't know about no late rule for pugs


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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Nad on Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:15 am

Rookies don't know about having to pick numbers to determine who gets first pick!
Rookies don't know about the GGA/SvP rivalry!
Rookies don't know about the glitch goals!
Rookies don't know about Church's 30-Incher.
Rookies don't know about Church's climb/maze maps.
Rookies don't know about cabinet soccer.
Rookies don't know about pictionary in the commentators box w/guns.
Rookies don't know about Owen knifing the ground every few seconds and his path around the old stadium.
Rookies don't know about Disciple, yet alone his million alias' - our friendly deported Russian.

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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by panda on Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:31 am

Rookies don't know about that awkward map restart moment after golden goal.
Rookies don't know about getting caught on a stair ramp in a wall battle.
Rookies don't know about passing around a flagpole.
Rookies don't know about default model green Terrorists and blue Counter-Terrorists.
Rookies don't know about getting caught on Lolobubu's sign or accidentally running into the tunnels.
Rookies don't know about glitching the ball into the stands.
Rookies don't know about the skills competition and how bad we sucked at juggling.

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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Dill on Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:10 am

Rookies don't know about dYn
Rookies don't know about killing each other with the ball
Rookies don't know about knifing each other for a boost or slow-down
Rookies don't know about the SSL-Denver map
Rookies don't know about the Shark Shot/Goal
Rookies don't know about square posts
Rookies don't know about pre-update soccer gameplay
Rookies don't know about how good Dill was at juggling (#1!)
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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Spock on Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:17 pm

Dill wrote:
Rookies don't know about the SSL-Denver map

and how amazing it was amirite
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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Forty on Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:03 pm

Bitches don't know about my diabeetus


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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Quick on Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:16 pm

Vets don't know about these skeelz!

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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by beerhelmet on Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:08 pm

Rookies don't know about seeing weefclaw ply c
Rookies don't know about repeatedly hitting the strafe and counter-strafe buttons to get a speed boost
Rookies don't know about Acetech's daughter
Rookies don't know about the Omega laugh
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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Forty on Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:14 am

Rookies don't know about HAVE YOU SEEN FIG PLAY D??????
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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Furtif on Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:20 am

vets don't know how rookies feel when you call them bad
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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Free on Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:25 pm

Rookies don't know about the eyesore of an indoor map we used to play.
Rookies don't know about the jumping from the ramp to the wall and getting the header trick.
Rookies don't know about ladder nets.
Rookies don't know how awesome it was to be a goalie back then. Sad Now EVERYONE can do it.
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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Warcat on Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:12 pm

Rookies don't know about launching your defender into the stands with the ball.
Rookies don't know about orgys in the commentator's box.
Rookies don't know about jumping on the ball while the cannon is on and getting launched.
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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Stinger on Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:00 pm

Rookies don't know about AceTech's cats meowing on his mic!
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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Spyware on Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:54 pm

lmao
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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by panda on Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:17 am

Free wrote:Rookies don't know about the eyesore of an indoor map we used to play.




I lol'd.

Rookies don't know about timeleft.
Rookies don't know about the Denver stadium.

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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Quick on Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:23 am

That ceiling is A-MAZING

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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Dill on Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:38 am

panda wrote:Rookies don't know about the Denver stadium.
Orly?

Dill wrote:Rookies don't know about the SSL-Denver map

Thief!
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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by panda on Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:22 am

Op was such a beast one I just had to say it again.

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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Free on Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:12 am

Rookies don't know about having to keep score ourselves!
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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by scop3r on Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:18 pm

Rookies don't know about the fake "secret" that right-click chips the ball better than left-click

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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Spiffy on Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:36 pm

Rookies don't know about the Zidane, Ronaldinho, Ferdinand and Henry skins.



Rookies don't know about the soccer maps we played before the lolobubu map and before there were any north american dedicated soccer servers!

I couldn't find the original but here are these:


Late 2005


Early-Mid 2006 - This is the map I was talking about with the chair in the tower!


Mid 2006 - It wasn't really used that much because it is so fugly and the lolobubu map came out shortly after.


Rookies don't know about the original and awful indoor soccer map.


This map was awful. The ball was heavy as shit and you could barely move the ball.

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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Omega on Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:25 pm

Rookies don't know about dodge-ball.
Rookies don't know about water-polo.
Rookies don't know about Gosu.
Rookies don't know about "...you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons".
Rookies don't know about 'Vamos a La Playa'
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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by m1tch on Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:12 pm

Rookies don't know how drastically soccer was affected from the update.
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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Dill on Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:30 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGIPCle9V9A

Rookies don't know about SvP Warm-Ups ^^^ (very serious business)
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Re: Things Rookies don't know

Post by Dill on Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:14 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Rookies don't know about this teamwork! ^^^
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